Professor Chaco

Hello everyone. My name is Chaco.  On behalf of Walkabout Incorporated, I’d like to Chacowelcome you all to walking lessons.  The parental transportation from your sleeping compartments will begin in about fifteen minutes.  Right now I’d like to take a minute to familiarize you with the process you are about to attempt and discuss some brief safety precaustions.  Firstly, I ask that you remain seated in the floor until we begin working on standing, and that you not eat or drink while attempting to walk.  Secondly, please realize that it is against our rules to overindulge on milk and pass out during your class.  Enjoy your experience, but do do drink responsibly and do not drink and toddle.

Quick BreakI promise you are going to enjoy your time in toddler training class.  This is a safe, supportive environment where you can sit and rest.  You can walk into the kitchen and order a mashed banana, or take a stroll past the canine toy box.  Please don’t stop here as Mogwai is very possessive about his toys and will take them outside and form a toy pyramind on top of which he will climb and lay to keep you from accessing his possessions.  The toddler toy box is the place to go if you want to enjoy chewing on plastic equipment.

Walkabout Inc. offers a variety of special discounts depending on your walking goals.  We have walking independently classes, as well as using a utilizing walking equipment class.  There will be a short information Standing!session at 11:00 a.m. (after morning nap time, but before lunch and afternoon nap time) in the living ro– ahem, lobby area.  We recommend that you do not purchase your educational packages from street vendors as outdoor canines are not always 100 percent reliable.  They also may charge you more than Walkabout’s 6 chicken jerky strips daily fee.

If you need to exchange your fruit puffs into jerky, please use a parent or baby sitter for exchanges.  We don’t receommend exchanging your fruit puffs with Mogwai, because you won’t get a fair rate.  Some of our instructors will accept fruit puffs, but you are better off to exchange your currency and pay with jerky. Or, if you prefer, you can always use your evening spaghetti. Also, if you want to get around the main floor of our facility, or travel to our outdoor amenities, we recommend that you utilize your parent rather than a canine support. The parent costs about one hug or slobbery snuggle, and the transporter can give you change in the form of an extra squeeze if you don’t have the exact amount. If you do decide to take a canine walker, make sure that you negotiate each stair carefully as you exit.

The Beaverparentals will be carrying you to the main lobby in just a few minutes.  Please sit back and enjoy the mobile on the right hand side of the crib while we wait.  I ask that you remain in the crib until the parent has completely lifted you free of the side railing, and please refrain from gnawing on the furniture.  Mogwai will be here to help youNow boys... relinquish any distracting toys that may impede your walking practice.   Please double check to make sure your diaper is not full before the adult relinquished his or her hold on you. On behalf of Walkabout Inc., have a wonderful first lesson with your canine instructor and I hope to see you tomorrow walking out on your own.

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“For in Calormen, story-telling (whether the stories are true or made up) is a thing you're taught, just as English boys and girls are taught essay-writing. The difference is that people want to hear the stories, whereas I never heard of anyone who wanted to read the essays.” ― C.S. Lewis, The Horse and His Boy Join us on our family adventures as I try to tell our stories rather than bore you with more online essays.
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