Appreciate the Adventure

Brinn and I dreamed of the day we could have a dog together.  During my time in college, then in graduate school, we would spend evenings and weekends walking at the park while jealously watching dog owners out with their canine companions.  After our wedding, we sulked about our landlord forbidding critters of any sort of the property, and so we continued as a pet free family.  The day we bought our house, literally the day we closed on the house, we found Chaco.

After closing, we drove strait from the office to the local animal shelter.  We didn’t even stop first for lunch.  After a tour of the puppy room, we met our little eye brow princess.  The 8 week old lab puppy had a short stubby tail and a scrape above her eye leaving her with the appearance that she had one brown eyebrow.  We immideatly fell in love and had to have her.  The shelter director informed us that the puppy had arrived just that morning, and that all dogs had to stay for at least three days before being eligible for adoption, in case an owner surfaced to reclaim his or her lost pet.  We begged to put our names at the top of the waiting list for eyebrow pup, but we’re denied since this shelter didn’t do lists.  Our only option was to be the first to request her when her probation period was up.

We returned to the shelter as they opened on the day that eyebrow was up for parole, and we got her!  We signed the forms, paid the fees, and then left puppyless because she was sent to the vet that afternoon to be spayed.  But the next day we were able to pick up our little bundle of fur.

After developing an expensive taste for water sandles, Eyebrow soon became known as Chaco.  Now I can’t imagine any other name suiting this silly pooch.  She fit into our lives perfectly and had no problem adjusting from her former life as a stray to her new life as an overly indulged house dog.

Unfortunate for Chaco, she’s not the brightest labrador to emerge from the doggie crayon pack.  She doesn’t fetch, even a little, yet she’ll sling a tennis ball for herself and run after it for hours.  Chaco doesn’t enjoy water, either.  She’s a beautiful swimmer, and can glide effortlessly through water, but she avoids it if possible.  And finally, this duck bred dog is terribly gun shy.  But Chaco does have her perks.  Aside from her sweet personality and great potty training skills that suit her as a great house companion, she’s terribly loyal and stays right with her horses on trailrides.  But her best attribute is her attitude towards Ian.

When Ian first came home from the hospital, Chaco wanted to play!  Unfortunately his 7 1/2 pounds and lack of coordination was no match for her 50+ pounds, so we had to keep her away.  She was dying to roll him around the floor and lick out his teeth –that’s her thing.  As Ian grew in size and coordination, we allowed more and more interaction.  Finally, we completely turned them loose together, and Chaco has come to be the best baby sitter a parent could hope for.

While learning to walk, Ian would grab taller objects to pull himself up with.  Objects like tables, chairs, human legs, and… Chaco.  Initially, Chaco remained frozen, staring nervously at her humans wondering why would allow this little man to pull on her hair and skin.  We started trying to intervene and prevent Ian from terrorizing Chaco, letting her go to our room to sleep in the bed when Ian wanted to use her as a trampoline.  As it got harder to always catch him before torturing Chaco, we resorted to treating her heavily when we caught him giving her a hard time.  Child pulling on an ear, chicken for Chaco.  Ian crawling across Chaco’s back, a slice of last night’s ham to the nurse-maid dog.

Eventually Chaco started understanding that Ian=yummy treats, so when she heard his knees thudding on the hardwood floor, she quit hiding and instead started meeting him halfway.  She would sit patiently while he pulled himself up on her fur, then she would slowly stand and ease her way to the refrigerator to await her inevitable treat.  We often joke about it, but in all seriousness, this method probably contribute to Ian walking at such an early age.  Having his own guide dog whose back was at the perfect height to rest his hands on gave him the support he needed to balance while his legs strengthened and he learned coordination.

Now as we near Ian’s first birthday, we have a very mobile little boy who has started running and squeals with delight every time he sees a dog.  Mogwai and Chaco have taught him that dogs are his best friends and he loves them dearly.  While Mogwai was Ian’s pal in the early days, and Ian gravitated towards the sound of Mogwai’s voice as opposed to Chaco’s, now Ian’s pulled a 180.  While he still loves his Mogwai, he runs to Chaco and laughs when she answers him.  Chaco can be a real chatty Cathy.

Chaco’s favorite ways to spend her time involve lounging on the deck in full sun, running through the neighbor’s cow field after dark when it cools down outside, running up a mountain with the horses, camping at the Ocoee and chasing my grandma’s barn cats.  She speaks on command…and not on command.  She aspires to be a dental hygenist, and sits on our feet when she’s nervous.  Usually she goes everywhere with us.  We have to take an extra set of car keys everywhere we go so that she and Mog can stay locked in the car with the heater/a.c. on depending on the time of year.  Chaco strongly prefers Tractor Supply Company to Petco, and disdainfully turns down any “dog” treats aside from chicken or duck jerky.  This rotten, completely spoiled black mass of hair holds our family together, and clearly enjoys every aspect of being a dog.

Hello everyone. My name is Chaco.  On behalf of Walkabout Incorporated, I’d like to welcome you all to walking lessons.  The parental transportation from your sleeping compartments will begin in about fifteen minutes.  Right now I’d like to take a minute to familiarize you with the process you are about to attempt and discuss some brief safety precaustions.  Firstly, I ask that you remain seated in the floor until we begin working on standing, and that you not eat or drink while attempting to walk.  Secondly, please realize that it is against our rules to overindulge on milk and pass out during your class.  Enjoy your experience, but do do drink responsibly and do not drink and toddle.

I promise you are going to enjoy your time in toddler training class.  This is a safe, supportive environment where you can sit and rest.  You can walk into the kitchen and order a mashed banana, or take a stroll past the canine toy box.  Please don’t stop here as Mogwai is very possessive about his toys and will take them outside and form a toy pyramind on top of which he will climb and lay to keep you from accessing his possessions.  The toddler toy box is the place to go if you want to enjoy chewing on plastic equipment.

Walkabout Inc. offers a variety of special discounts depending on your walking goals.  We have walking independently classes, as well as using a utilizing walking equipment class.  There will be a short information session at 11:00 a.m. (after morning nap time, but before lunch and afternoon nap time) in the living ro– ahem, lobby area.  We recommend that you do not purchase your educational packages from street vendors as outdoor canines are not always 100 percent reliable.  They also may charge you more than Walkabout’s 6 chicken jerky strips daily fee.

If you need to exchange your fruit puffs into jerky, please use a parent or baby sitter for exchanges.  We don’t receommend exchanging your fruit puffs with Mogwai, because you won’t get a fair rate.  Some of our instructors will accept fruit puffs, but you are better off to exchange your currency and pay with jerky. Or, if you prefer, you can always use your evening spaghetti. Also, if you want to get around the main floor of our facility, or travel to our outdoor amenities, we recommend that you utilize your parent rather than a canine support. The parent costs about one hug or slobbery snuggle, and the transporter can give you change in the form of an extra squeeze if you don’t have the exact amount. If you do decide to take a canine walker, make sure that you negotiate each stair carefully as you exit.

The parentals will be carrying you to the main lobby in just a few minutes.  Please sit back and enjoy the mobile on the right hand side of the crib while we wait.  I ask that you remain in the crib until the parent has completely lifted you free of the side railing, and please refrain from gnawing on the furniture.  Mogwai will be here to help you relinquish any distracting toys that may impede your walking practice.   Please double check to make sure your diaper is not full before the adult relinquished his or her hold on you. On behalf of Walkabout Inc., have a wonderful first lesson with your canine instructor and I hope to see you tomorrow walking out on your own.